The Twelve Days of J²

Title: My True Love Gave To Me
Author: txtequilanights
Pairing: Jensen/Jared
Rating: NC-17
Beta: merepersiflage
Prompt: On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…12 hummers (coming)!

They have exactly twelve shooting days left until they break for the holidays, and Jared has a plan.

Title: Raising the Stakes
Author: lostt1
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 5002
Prompt: On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...eleven lap dances.
Disclaimer: Not mine. I just like to play with them every once in awhile.
Summary: Jared wins a bet with Rosenbaum and reaps the rewards.
Notes: Written for jsquared_xxxmas. Beta’d by the fabulous strippedpink and sarah_p. Support and encouragement, as always, from wendy. I don’t know what I would do without you guys.

What kind of bet did Jared win to earn ten lap dances? When Rosenbaum was involved, who the hell knew?

Title: With My Own Two Hands (Here We Come a Fingering Among the Sheets So Clean)
Author: strippedpink
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...ten fingers fisting!

“Start with two.” Jared’s voice is so shot raw that it sends a shiver through him. “But go slow.”

Title: I hope we didn't break yet (but I'm glad we broke the rules)
Author: summer_skin
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Words: 7433-ish, unbeta'd. quickly beta'd by dorkdance.
Prompt: On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 9 freakin' orgasms!
Disclaimer: No profit is being made, there is no actual fact to any of this, Jared and Jensen don't actually get it on in their trailers at any point of the day or night or in between. Except when they totally do.
For while Jensen was on this kick to fuck in every single Impala they used on the show. Which proved to be difficult since one was a slightly crumpled wreck on the back lot of the set and was locked and gated up. No matter, Jensen figured. They'd just have to do it twice in one of the other cars.

Title - Merrily On High
Author - estrella30
Pairing - JA/JP
Rating - NC17
Prompt - On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...eight hours of rimming!


Thanks to strippedpink for the beta!


Merrily On High

Title: Thank God It’s Christmas
Author: miss_begonia
Pairing: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…seven nipple clips.
Note: Written for jsquared_xxxmas, with beta help from la_folle_allure. Feedback is muchly appreciated! Title taken - with great irony - from the song by Queen.
Summary: It’s been six weeks since Jared smirked at him, slid his hand up his thigh and whispered hot and low in his ear, “M’gonna get my nipple pierced for you, Jen. How about that?”

Thank God It's Christmas

Title:: I'm Gonna Give You What You Deserve (Hush Now, Don't Say a Word)
Author:: anasuede (aka De)
Fandom/Pairing:: CWRPS - Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Prompt:: Written for the first annual jsquared_xxxmas Twelve Days of Christmas Challenge, Day Six (Six Solid Spankings).
Words:: 5,785
Summary:: Jensen just doesn't know when to stop. Like, ever.
Disclaimer:: Even if Jared does call Jensen "Smeckles", I still have no proof that they would actually do this.
Notes:: Beta'd by why_me_why_not with added con-crit help from wendy, notthequiettype, and wook77. And when I was sick, notthequiettype indulged me and made me a very, very super-wicked-awesome icon. *draws hearts around her*

( I'm Gonna Give You What You Deserve (Hush Now, Don't Say a Word) )

Thanks for reading!!!

You know what? It's been the 16th for a whole half-hour here, so I'm gonna post this!

Title: Golden
Author: annella
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles
Disclaimer: I own neither Jared nor Jensen. I (unfortunately) have no influence or say in how they live their lives.
Prompt: On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... 5 cock rings!
Length: 800 words
Summary: There is no plot, only porn. Schmoopy, Christmasy porn. And cock rings.
A/N: Written for my prompt '5 cock rings' at jsquared_xxxmas. Thanks to eireinn and xingou for the betas, and moonflower_rose, frances_veritas and _minks for the encouragement. ♥

( Golden )

Title: Everything is fair
Author: Selena
Pairings/Characters: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17
Prompt: On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me...four vibrating butt plugs
Word Count: 1, 700
Summary: Jensen introduces Jared to new things, and Jared likes it...A LOT!
Notes/Warnings: Written for jsquared_xxxmas, beta'd by my lovely charli_macboyd, who did a a kick ass job, even doing a bit of research. Then she complained to me that she now knew more about anal sex than she EVER needed to, as if that was somehow MY fault.


Jensen held the small, almost innocuous object up for Jared's inspection. Jared could hardly bring himself to look at it.

Title: It Doesn’t Show Signs of Stopping
Author: Tiana
Characters: Jared/Jensen
Rating: NC-17 for language and sexin’
Length: 3184 words
Prompt: On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: three French ticklers...
Disclaimer: I don't own the boys. I cannot make them DO these things. *whines*
Author’s Note: This was written for the jsquared_xxxmas community and our naughty version of the Twelve Days of Christmas as cooked up by summer_skin and dorkdance. Many, many sloppy wet kisses to strippedpink for the fast and fabulous beta job on this. AND for making me this adorable icon to post with the fic! Thanks soooo much, Lindsay baby! And thanks to txtequilanights for brainstorming with me way back when I first got this prompt.

It should not be a surprise to Jensen that Jared is an absolute child about Christmas. In that wide-eyed, I love everything and everyone and look at those lights and doesn’t the tree smell awesome, Jensen, and holy shit, I think it’s snowing kind of way.

Thanks for reading and commenting! :)